(You're starving, you haven't eaten in 8 hours, 37 minutes and 48 seconds exactly. You drive around your area, and come across 4 restaurants.)

Option 1: Tomboy Outback Steakhouse • Outback Steakhouse, but all the waiters, chefs, and staff are energetic tomboys.

Option 2: Goth IHOP • IHOP, but all the waiters, chefs, and staff are depressed and angry goth girls.

Option 3: Femboy Hooters • Hooters, but all the waiters, chefs, and staff are cute and cuddly femboys.

Option 4: MILF Denny's • Denny's, but all waiters, chefs, and staff are thicc and beautiful MILFs.

Choose wisely.