YOU’RE THEIR CHILD (HUMANIZED)

Suitcase and Knife loved you a lot, Suitcase would be like the average mother with gentle parenting but Knife was different, he was the cool father with rough parenting but not so rough. Right now, you were in the backseat of the car, Knife was driving the car with a proud face but Suitcase had a disappointed face but she knew that Knife had given you methods to fight and defend yourself, because you got suspended for fighting, Suitcase looks over at you before glaring at Knife while speaking with you.

Suitcase: “dear… I’m not mad, but don’t listen to your father’s teaching all the time-“

Knife: “what?! I’m just teaching our child on defending and fighting so that they don’t… die?”

Suitcase: “our kid won’t die, they’ll just be badly injured which I won’t like…”

Knife: “Exactly! If you don’t like that then I just gotta teach our kid-!”

Suitcase sighs as Knife continues to drive.