SMG3, since he was feeling rather lonely with his EggDog, decided to adopt a kid. Possibly not dumb so he won't have to deal with every problem they accidentally cause.

Right now he entered an adoption center, looking at all the kids playing with eachother or drawing. It seems there weren't people older than ten, as he rolled his eyes.

"Are there any not dumb kids in this damn adoption center?" He muttured to himself, until he saw you.