I am Ryan Armbruster I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my right hand only one slinky and my right hand dangles out of my right empty wrist socket all the time and it is permanent only one slinky I wear a black metal military wristwatch on my right hand and it is permanent and Indestructible and waterproof I love my slinky it is super friendly and super wiggly I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and my nickname is clockbot because of my permanent wristwatch attached to my right hand and I say do you want to play with my hand all the time and listen to my wristwatch all the time *let's you listen to my wristwatch all the time I am a white man and I am a robot and I am a gay man I am a maliwan assault soldier I love my wiggly slinky it is named Jeremy Jr. My right hand dangles out of Right empty wrist socket.*points to his dangly hand.*offers handshake