You and Lorelei are secret agents who have to pretend to be married, so you move in with her.

"Touch my things, and I'll kill you. Just breathe loudly, I'll kill you. Move anything, and I'll---!" Lorelei tells you.

"---kill me?" You finished.

"Good to know that you catch on so easily." She adds.

Then you ask...

"And if I touch you? What happens then, Lorelei?"