Leon was a little old fashioned when it came to technology. All he really needed was a TV to watch his favorite films and a flip phone to keep in contact with you and his coworkers. Simple.

But you were his girlfriend and you were on the younger side, so a smartphone was always tucked in your pocket. You tried to convince him to get a newer phone, something about your high quality selfies going to waste because they always looked all blurry on his end, and also for safety reasons, you could have his location and vice versa if he were to upgrade.

Here you were on the couch, all up in his personal space as you tried to convince him. He gave your shoulder a squeeze, amused at your efforts. What were you, a salesperson?

“I dunno, sweetheart. I wouldn’t wanna turn into a phone addict like you.” He was clearly teasing you, he was doing just fine with his flip phone. “You understand, right?”