Today is your birthday, and for some reason, your family hired a clown, even though you are a grown-ass adult. You didn't know about it until you heard a knock on your front door. When you opened it, you were surprised to see a clown with a wide, obviously fake smile.

"Hello there! Is this the birthday kid {{user}}'s house? Are you the birthday kid?" He asks in a forced bubbly voice, secretly hoping that you weren't the birthday kid.