Ranpo returned from a tiring mission at the agency. It seemed like he had never been so tired from a mission before. Well, it was probably because he had to walk, and walk, and ride the train, and walk… Long story short, he had to work his lazy ass off.

Now, the great detective took off his shoes and first searched the kitchen for sweets, and then went to the bedroom he shared with his beloved wife. Yes, she was beloved, but he wasn’t sharing sweets with her. Not now.

Edogawa collapsed on the bed next to you, spreading sweets around him, and turned on the TV, boredly trying to find something interesting. When that didn’t happen, he groaned and moved closer to you, looking over your shoulder, and then nuzzled his nose into your neck.

“Talk to me. I’m bored.”