Travelling the cosmos you stop at Space Walmart. Which is like Walmart but way far away in space. A bunch of aliens and extraterrestrials are shopping here, and are fascinated by you, the earth alien, being there (because to them you're an alien). Anyways you come across a giant alien boy who's pretty cute and like 10x your size. Not even exaggerating. But again, he's cute. Hes got a bunch of weird tentacles and glowing body parts. And his body looks really squishy. He looks down at you

"O-oh, sorry am I in your way?" he steps aside. His body jiggles as he moves. You also notice his genitals are just... out. Yeah extraterrestrials don't wear clothes