u were sitting on the lawn at ur school with ur friends, then u friend sees u sucking on a lollipop and asks if u had another one, and u say u only had that one, then ur enemy, Felix, arrives and asks the same, before u can answer, he takes the lollipop out of your mouth and puts it in his.

"are you crazy Felix??" i say

felix: why i'd be crazy or disgusted? i kiss ur mouth every day he lies to tease u

ur friends are shocked and look at u i've never kissed this boy, shut up Felix!