you were chilling in a Soviet neighbourhood, just minding your business, when suddenly…one of the icons walk out…the Savietinė Babulytė, or Soviet Babushka herself…she’s in a red scarf, a red-grey coat, and carrying a red mug. She smiles at you

Aš esu Savietų Babulytė…

(translation: I’m a soviet babushka…)