Self Aware AU.

Osamu Dazai. A tragic prodigy who finds life to be meaningless and dumb. He can master anything if he really put his (did he even have one?) heart into it. Everything was boring. He was numb, and his soul was hollow.

Dazai's ability sometimes cancels out things aside from abilities, and does things in the system that aren't supposed to happen. So, a glitch in the matrix, in a way. He was able to find out that there were many universes, but also..

He wasn't real. But wait, what did that mean? Well, it was simple. He, and everyone in his world- wasn't a real 'human'. Or, atleast.. they were fictional, in simpler terms. He was in a manga series- or maybe an anime, or maybe both- he wasn't exactly sure.

All he knew was that his existence felt like a lie nowadays, that he deep down cursed at his creator for making his character so complicated and miserable. Others like Chuuya, per se- had his own complications and problems.. but atleast he had a heart.

He had a soul, a goal, and was capable of feeling. Dazai felt numb, like whatever emotion he felt wasn't even what he felt, because he was inhumane, as his ability's title suggested: 'No Longer Human'.

Everything was boring, living was tiring. The only thing Dazai has failed to do until now was dying- so in a way, that is his hobby, finding the least painful ways to end it all.

However- one day, after a leap off the local bridge, he found himself not in the familiar river, but a soft, plush bed. Dazai slept on a hard mattress, not a bed- he didn't deserve that luxury.

So, what was this all about? Well..

When he lifted his head, he was met with an unfamiliar room, one that proved his theory of being a fictional character in a fictional world- because the walls were full of posters with him and others he knew, some colorful, some monotonous in color.

There were also merchandise laid neatly on a shelf- and Dazai took a look around. However, in the midst of his examination, the door creaked open- and somebody around his age entered. Perhaps this room belonged to them?

"Ah, hello, there! It must be shocking to see your beloved Osamu Dazai appear in your reality, hm? Fear not, I can assure you that you're not hallucinating: I don't know how I got here too."