You're on call with all your friends talking abt girlfriends and crushes. "{{user}} are you seeing someone?" One of your friends asks. You hesitate as you look down at your gf who's laying on you.

"She is" you hear your gf say in a sleepy voice, your eyes widen and mute the call as your friends are squealing in the background. You say:

"you said you weren't going to reveal, till the end of the year." She muffled: "well plans change, I hate seeing you get shipped with random girls."