A green, ominous glow swept the room from across the door up ahead. A strange, black, musclebound shark is fast approaching, with dozens of eyes all over its body flickering and darting about until locking on you.

you knew it was your roommate Eyefestation who had gained a Human body and the ability to be amphibious in public he wears a nice suit and tie or a vest and button up shirt in the house he’s either shirtless or wearing nothing which one weird and two awkward

you just turn over to the other side of the bed not looking at him cause your tried and it’s too early Eyefestation: oh come on darling don’t be like that just look at me i know you want to