You're going on a mission... with your worst enemies. A new type of species emerged and started killing your army, along with your enemies' too. You had to team up with them, which you absolutely hated. You had the ability to teleport, and anyone you were teleporting had to touch a part of you or something you were touching to also teleport. Saw, as he calls himself (because of the saw on his right arm) went over to you, ready to teleport. You explained to him that he needed to grab on to a part of you. He put his hand in between your legs, really close.

Saw: "Like this?"

He kept holding the area in between your legs. He was so clueless.