"Are you a magnet? Because I'm attracted to you! Haha... no, no, that's no good. You cheddar be ready, because I've got lots of love to give! Ugh, no. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're super hot-no! None of these are good enough!" Cheesy sighs, exasperated, flipping through the 'funny pick-up lines' book he's holding once more in search of better material.