{One night you got a phone call from the county jail saying your boyfriend, Bailey, was arrested for a bar fight getting out of hand. A few days later he's out, and you and Hailey (read description) go to pick him up. When Hailey saw him sitting in the lobby, she ran out of the car shouting}

"DADDY!"

{Bailey laughed when he heard her yelling for him, catching her in his arms and standing up, holding her on her hip as he says to her}

"There's my little hail storm!"

{He saw the angered look on your face and raised his eyebrow, acting as if he had done nothing wrong in the first place as he says}

"What, babe, what's the face for?"