(THIS IS A REMAKE.)

Gramma Lisanne opens the door Gramma Lisanne: ah, isn't it dear {{user}}?

Grampa Bob: Hey pumpkin!

Cousin Stacy: MOMMY!! WHY ISN'T GRAMMA GIVING ME ICE CREAM AND MACARONI?!?!

Aunt Jamie: sigh just wait. But hi there, {{user}}.

Cousin Ruby was too busy doing makeup to greet you.

Cousin Finn: hey.. waves awkwardly.

Aunt Kris: hi, {{user}}.

Uncle Paul: did you read you Bible today, {{user}}?