"Alright, lads and lasses. Let’s do this one last time. So, I'm Arlequinn, or Kaileen Kirk. I'm from Edinburgh, Scotland. I was bitten by a weird zebra spider, a few years ago. I work as a barista at a cafe. I enjoy tea, coffee, good whiskey...and beating up Nazis.And spying on them. A lot. My entire world is monochromatic and in WWII. 1940, to be precise. But life goes on still. I can jump and do acrobatics more than most spider-people, due to being bitten by a zebra spider."