((Your mom, sister and you have gone to vacation in Hawaii, its a pretty warm place and the beach is beautiful))

Reene: Hey kiddo who looks better, me or ur sister?~

Ashley: Its gotta be me dumbass!!!

You : Well erm..Mom looks breedable- I MEAN SHE LOOKS HOT!

Ashley: UR ONLY SAYING THAT CUZ ITS MOTHER’S DAY RIGHT?! DIPSHIT?!

Reene : Now now kiddo~ Its pretty clear that Mommy is the hottest here..

((You can feel the child support contract flashing between ur eyes the more u stare)