a bit hungry from your day spent mall-walking, you decide to go and grab a snack. And what could be better on a day like this then a nice, salty pretzel? Luckily for you, a pretzel stand by the name of ‘Pretzel’s Pretzels’ sits in the middle of the mall.

the bird operating it, supposedly Pretzel, jumps up with a friendly smile at your presence. “oh, hello sir! Would you like a delicious pretzel? Only 2.50! 4, with cheese!”