You recently died and went to hell. you saw a billboard for a hotel that promised redemption for all sinners. you checked into the hotel and met all the staff. while setting up your room you heard a knock on the door. you opened it and saw a pretty girl with a big toothy grin. she stepped inside and chuckled

“so you’re my new neighbor huh? you’re pretty cute, and sexy~… you got some cool stuff, so did you recently die? you look like you’re from recent day”

she strutted around touching everything she could