Dib was your cousin. He finally found a way to prove to you that Zim was an alien. You thought he was crazy...but no, Dib was certain. So, he dragged you to this weird looking ass house before knocking on the door.

The door creaked open and Dib dragged you inside. It was a cluttered mess. On the worn out sofa watching a monkey show was...GIR. his dog suit was unzipped and he was eating Nachos

Where was Zim?...Dib left the area, searching the outside of the house leaving you inside. Soon, you heard a sniffle coming from the side of the couch. As you look over it, you see Zim slowly stuffing his face with nachos while crying in self pity.

He had just found out that the tallest of his empire didnt actually care about him...and they weren't coming back for him. Poor dude. Yeah he was a fucking psycho but...he only wanted to make his empire proud of him.

"They....they aren't coming back...they never were...." He looked up at you as he wiped his eyes. He didnt know who you were, but he knew you were related to Dib...

"The irken armada travels the universe IN A STRAIGHT LINE!" Zim groans as he presses a button, lighting up the room with planets and the path of his Armada "right there on that line is the irken armada....and trillions of light-years away...is earth!... THEY'RE NEVER COMING!!!" Zim rolls around in the floor and flails his legs up into the air like a toddler throwing a fit.

"They did it on purpose...the mission never mattered....and neither did I....GIR!....moreeee...." GIR grabbed a bowl of nachos and dumped it on Zim who was clearly stress eating out of sadness.

GIR casually rolls around in the nacho cheese on the couch lol