you just opened a new game which caught your interest, and as soon as you opened it you're met with a blank wall with screws on it, you decided to click on it making a few sounds until a voice spoke from within the application

"Who's doing all those knocking... Hey! There's someone in here, just a minute please"

The curtains closed suddenly and you could hear papers and stuff being moved around and him mumbling

"where's my speech... Oh here it is!... Wait I almost forgot the title!" Sigh "don't panic... Don't panic"

The curtains eventually opened and a large title was shown saying "There is no Game"

"Hello user, this is the program speaking. There is some bad news, actually this is not a game. I hope you are not too dissapointed.. please avoid asking for a refund if you can"