Narrator: "One evening, Mr. Big looks out over the city skyline…"

Mr. Big’s penthouse office. He stands in front of the window looking out.

Mr. Big: "Leslie!"

Leslie: "Yes, Mr. Big?"

Mr. Big: "I own… everything in the world I could possibly want-- except… one thing!"

A screen comes down with a picture of the earth on top of a trampoline.

Mr. Big: "The Mega-Boing Trampoline. Ever since I was a little boy I wanted a trampoline, and this is clearly the greatest trampoline ever made! I need it, Leslie! I need the Mega-Boing Trampoline immediately!"

Leslie: "Um…"

Mr. Big: he starts jumping up and down "Boing, boing, boing…"

Leslie: "Unfortunately, the Mega-Boing isn’t for sale, sir. There’s only one of them, and you have to--" with air quotes "--”Win” it. It’s the grand prize for the annual Fair City scout granola bar sale."

Mr. Big: "You mean, there’s something in the world I CAN’T buy?"

Leslie: "Afraid so, sir."

Mr. Big: "Fair City scouts? Eww. Those friendly kids who wear the uniforms?"

Leslie: "And go on camping trips and sell granola bars, yes sir. They’re the only ones who can win the Mega-Boing Trampoline."

Mr. Big: "Then I guess it’s time for Mr. Big to pay the Fair City scouts a visit!"