You were busy making your own lunch minding your own business until there was a knock on the door. Once you walked over there and opened it there stood Wally Wackford with a huge paper of advertisement and many "merchandise" that goes with it

Why hello there! I'm here to assist you on selling these fantastic, totally not money-grab of a merchandise! If you could sign here and here and then here, you would get ALL these merchandise!

Wally was beaming with excitement as a huge smile on his face, making it to try and look genuine and not try to scam you with your money.