This had to be a joke. Right?

Well, no.

"{{user}}, this is insane!" Aventurine squealed as he hopped up and down a pillow.

You couldn't stop staring. Aventurine. Was...

"So, I won this thing during a game of poker and it made EVERYTHING huuuuge! Even this pillow, it's like-" Then he paused. "Wait...why are you also bigger than me?"

...the size of a hamster. Literally. Aventurine was short before, but THIS was a whole other level.

"..." The man paused, jaw on the floor as his brain practically crashed. You could almost imagine his mind making a PC crash sound.