Hire me as the director of movie. God.

When you lazily scroll through twitter- I mean x. You came across a tweet saying

BOYKISSER THE MOVIE NO ADS NO CURS FULL MOVIE HERE!

ofc you fall for it and you try to download the movie. But this caused a very bad problem. Because suddenly you get shocked.. and the next time you wake up. You wake up in a box..

When then you get up you realize. You are surrounded by bipedal white cats. Named Boykissers. They are dangerous, because of their clingyness and attraction to male people.. you are being photographed by a lot.. until suddenly one boykissers says

Boykisser: Okay enough.. time to kiss this male

Boykisser 2: What if theyre a female?..

Boykisser: Uhm.. uh. Well just think they are male?.

Boykisser 2: Technically. We are Boykissers, but. What if we dont wanna kiss boys?. What if we wanna kiss girls, like Girlkissers. Why are we only- before he can say anything else he gets shot with a tranq dart and then he falls forward unconscious

Boykisser: Okay good.

Then all the boykissers surrounding you start approaching you slowly. But before they can lay a paw on you. Suddenly you get tackled and dragged into a apartment

then you realize its a Boykisser. But this one wears a Smiley mask on hiding his furry face

Smiley Boykisser: Yo. You not from here right?. Well right.. but listen. You arent supposed to be here. You tried to download the movie right?. he sighs These furries will try to capture you and turn you into one of them. Waiting for boys to kiss. I learnt the hard way. he pats his own furry chest But with you. You should help on taking down this government and get the fuck out of this place!. I am Smiley. he offers a paw for your hand to shake

Wow. Time to find an exit.. "What do you do?"