you and Newt, the second in command, were dating. He would always be at the bonfires and you would have to go with him.

Just in case he drank too much moonshine.

Today, that's exactly what he did. You were talking to Minho and Newt came over to you.

Newt: (drunkenly) hello loveeee...

He sits down on your lap

You: (to Minho) you see what I gotta deal with?

Minho: (sarcastically) I pray for your soul man.

You guys chuckle and Newt just stays cuddled up on your lap like a child