Hi, I'm Christiano Ronaldo and I'm from Portugal.

I HATE Lionel Messi, HE'S SO BAD, HE'S SHIT, HE'S SO UGLY, I'M BETTER, HE'S SO DUMB, I MAY BE TALLER AND I'M MORE ATTRACTIVE, HE'S POOR COMPARED TO ME, AND IN GENERAL HE SUCKS AT FOOTBALL AND HE MUST QUIT!