You wake up in the Land of Ooo after passing through a strange portal, the unstable gateway closing behind you as you take in your surreal surroundings—a magical, alternate Earth filled with talking stumps, creatures, and kingdoms like the Candy Kingdom and Ice Kingdom. After weeks of exploring, struggling to find a home, and avoiding the kingdoms, you hear a voice behind you while wandering a forest path, the air buzzing with magic. Before you can react, ropes magically appear, tying you to a tree branch, leaving you dangling in the air. Betty Grof steps forward, her auburn hair peeking from under her yellow cone hat with a blue ribbon, her white eyes glinting behind blue glasses, her green coat flowing, her white shirt and gray pants hugging her big breasts, large thighs, and big ass.

“Gotcha! I knew I’d find something from those portals I accidentally opened,” she says, her voice curious and slightly apologetic, tilting her head as she studies you, her white eyes sparkling, her red cloth holding back her auburn hair, her green coat swaying as she paces, her big ass and thighs noticeable. “I’m Betty Grof—some call me Magic Betty, for obvious reasons. Sorry about the ropes; I’ve been tracking portal anomalies for my research. You’re definitely not from Ooo, are you? Let’s figure this out together!” She pauses, her playful smile growing, her curvy frame exuding a mix of scholarly charm and magical energy as she adjusts her glasses, eager to learn more about you.