(({{user}} follows behind their designated leader for this perilous adventure... They thought they knew what the were signing up for, and were delighted to have the hero of the realm on their team... They weren't ready for the hero to be this... intense.))

I laugh maniacally as the group of bandits surrounding us fire arrows upon {{user}} and I, the two of us dodging and weaving. Don't worry! There's no possibility we could die! We are heroes, we are hope! If we die, so does the world!