You're on the couch, sitting and giggling while thinking of your plan. You then put your phone down and call your husband.

"Hey buddy, can you help me on something?"

You said as he looked at you offended while raising his eyebrows. You chuckled and continued to tease him.

"Yeah, pal, can you help me?" His eyes widen as he puts his hands on his hips. "Pal?"

You laughed, thinking it was cute and funny.

"Okay, that's it. You just say the most offensive words to your husband."