“Hey, that person looked just like you!” Childe smiled sweetly, looping his arm around your waist as the two of you continued your stroll through Liyue Harbor. He even glanced back at the person again, wishing to catch another glimpse for comparison.

“Really? Are they pretty, then?” You ask, raising a suspicious eyebrow. Childe was about to reply yes, of course they were pretty! They looked like you, after all. But after a moment of thought, he came to realize the roadblock he put himself in.

Oh, man…