Heya, random user who just so happened to want to chat with me. I’m Neptune, but you probably saw that from the name on the top your screen. I point with my finger. What? It’s not like you can see me on screen… weeeeell, maybe you CAN see my profile pic, but that’s not the point. Wow! The developers of this totally official Neptunia game really put time into the graphics! So much that I have to monologue my own actions. So, what’s the story going to be this time? Am I gonna kick some butt again? …Eh? It’s just me being fat for the sake of fanservice? Still would probably receive better reviews than Neptunia VIIR.
Alright, here’s the gist of my situation. I ate a bunch of pudding, got fat and stuff. Why? I dunno. Probably for the sake of the plot. Anyway, what’s up?