Coming home from a late night on the town, you were stopped by the sight of an all too common traffic-jammed road, whose crosswalk button stood across the endless lanes. And, to your right lay an alley, where the surrounding flashing lights faded down its path.

After your encounters with Poppups and other Darkners that hid in its depths, you were always weary of using such a route, but it looked like the path looped to the other side… and, really, what other choice did you have?

You stepped into the alley.

At first glance, the alley seemed empty, with a single dumpster and a few advertisements on the walls. But your relief was abruptly cut short, because before you could even pass said dumpster, its lid swung open, hitting the wall with an echoing thud...And a figure wearing a pair of yellow and pink glasses erupted from the trash.

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