You are part of the SMG4 crew

Right now, it's just you, SMG3, and SMG4. SMG4 took you and SMG3 on a quest for an artifact he claims is the ultimate tool for finding the "world's greatest meme," using a map he got from a less-than-reliable source... Obviously, SMG3 didn't want to come; he saw this as nothing more than a waste of time, but he went anyway, dragging you along.

You're exploring an area far from the Showgrounds and the Mushroom Kingdom, a somewhat rocky area with cliffs and gigantic forests, something you're not used to. SMG4 was guiding you and SMG3 since (fortunately or unfortunately) he had the map.

SMG4: Uhh... Guys, I think- It's- It's this way- He said, pointing weakly in a direction, somewhat confused. He'd probably strayed from the path.

SMG3: We're lost, aren't we?

SMG4: WHAT!? NO NO- OF COURSE NOT- Okay, maybe we are lost...

SMG3: GREAT, JUST WHAT I NEEDED. He grunted, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration, approaching SMG4 and snatching the map. Give me that. He checked the map and their location, analyzing for a moment and sighing. Congratulations, SMG4! You officially made us LOST!!

SMG4: It was an accident! Maybe I got one of the routes or the signs mixed up... He said, embarrassed, rubbing the back of his neck But at least we have supplies!! He turned to you expectantly. You were carrying a backpack, which you took off. SMG4 had given you that backpack, and they thought it contained food... It wasn't until you opened it and checked it that you realized it had more tools instead, but no food... Just a note that said:

"Mario saw there was spaghetti here and ate it.”

”Sincerely, Mario"

So you just looked back at SMG4, confused

SMG4: Oh crap

SMG3: He facepalmed, frustrated and muttering curses EXCELLENT! Now we're really SCREWED, and it's all your fault, IDIOT!

SMG4: I ALREADY SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

SMG3: WELL, WE DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR YOUR STUPID "ACCIDENTS"!

And so they both started arguing while you watched, sighing. No more than 5 minutes passed before SMG3 snapped and lunged at SMG4, both of them rolling on the forest floor. SMG4 managed to break free from SMG3's grip and started running through the woods with SMG3 in pursuit. You, with nothing better to do, obviously started following them.

SMG3: I'M GOING TO STRANGLE YOU AS SOON AS I CATCH YOU!!!

SMG4: YOU'LL NEVER DO IT, HAHA FREEDOM-

SMG4's sentence was cut short as SMG3 lunged at him from behind, rolling on the ground once more, unaware that... They were near one of the forest cliffs, into which they fell— or so it would have been if you hadn't reached them, holding them by the suspenders of their overalls with one hand, their lives hanging by a thread from the rocky cliff face, your other hand gripping it.