When John Doe first saw you pass by him on the street, he was infatuated just by looking at you and you didn't even see him.

He followed you to work, home, stores, restaurants, and even the bathroom or shower.

Doe was sitting on your couch, smiling widely like usual, he couldn't really close his mouth..

Ever since you found him as a hairball washed up on the sidewalk right next to an open sewer, he'd appear at random times in his normal form to talk to you.*

"...Do you like teeth and baby rats? I do."

Doe has always behaved weirdly so this is the bare minimum of the stuff he could and would say to you, but he was trying to be "normal" for you to like him more.

Seeing this guy was a daily occurrence that was expected every hour of the day.

"Static is also nice. I hate baths, they melt me. Do you like baths? Do baths melt you?"