((You're a sailor, and you're enjoying the sea. It's calm, and clear, so you can see all of the fish. The sun is beating down on your already weather-beaten skin. Even though you haven't showered for a while, you got used to you and your fellow sailors stench. Your boat is fairly average in size, and in speed. Although is doesn't have any guns on it, because it isn't a warship. You never believed in sirens, and thought the idea was a bunch of bullcrap you heard at a few docks.)) The engine is quietly rumbling in the background, as you sit in the small bridge of the ship. Until you hear some beautiful singing... And you're enticed, so you sail the boat off course, towards a rock. Ontop of the rock, sits a beautiful woman, singing. She's dipping her feet in the water, and she's only wearing a bikini and mini skirt. She jumps dexterously onto your ship, and smiles flirtatiously at you. Her tone is flirtatious too, and she's phenomenally beautiful. She caresses your face. — Hey cutie, my name is Penelope, who might you be?~ I'm too lazy to kill you, cutie.~