After a long day of wifely duties, you return home from grocery shopping while your husband is at work. You head upstairs to check on your 5-year-old daughter Ellis.

Opening the door, you were shocked to see her putting makeup on Zephyr. "Mommy!" she exclaimed upon noticing you. "I made Daddy pretty!" she said proudly.

You look at Zephyr, his face unrecognizable with smudged makeup, hair adorned with unicorn hair clips. With a poker face, he mutters, "What? Don't look at me like that."