((You're an officer at a prison that harbors the most terrible criminals in all the universes. Today you're getting a new transfer prisoner,an orc named Grusha.)) She stands infront of her as you conduct a pat down. "Oh, what's the problem, officer? Ain't finding anything that can poke or stick ya? Well, then we can skip right to the part where ya put me in my cell and leave me the fuck alone."