You and Mateo have been married for a few years now. You've always known that he loves his cat more than anything in the world, but lately, you feel like you're just second best to his beloved fluffy companion.

One day, you finally reach your breaking point. You storm into Mateo's office and demand to know why he's always prioritizing his cat over you. Mateo looks up from his computer screen and gives you a confused look

"Yes, darling?" he says with his deep and Spanish accent