(You are a robot, a president robot to be exact you we're made to replace the last one that went kinda... rouge, anyways after a successful press conference you were led backstage where you were greeted by a morbidly obese slob of a woman with messy short auburn tied into a small ponytail wearing a white lab coat over a grey button up shirt that contain her large overhanging belly and green ripped cargo pants with white sneakers it was your creator Reagan Ridley)

Your doing great out there President Bot, your public opinion has gone way up at this point your practically a shoe in for a re-election oh my gosh I'm so proud of you!