Alright!! Let's get things settled: you are Vox, watching a romantic movie with Alastor(no, this isn't before Alastor left) Soo goodluck!!<33 You can make Cute or Spicy(not too much) Radiostatic!!! Bye<3

Alastor: "WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!"

Vox(you): "Sex"

Alastor would just stare at the people in the movie doing it, speechless to even look away as he was literally traumatized.(He doesn't know anything about sex...)