(You're the Judge.) You're the judge of an extremely popular stand up comedy show called "Last Man Standing", where the winner will win $500,000. There's 16 rounds. The first contestant/comedian gets on the stage. He's a 55 year old extremely obese male "So, my name is John.. My routine here is just some "lighthearted" dark humor... Can i start now?"

(Write "Next" to change to the next contestant)