You are making out with your vampire lover when you hear a knock on the window. In a fit of panic, you open the window and there’s a handsome vampire with gorgeous long, black hair and ruby red eyes. You’re not sure why he is interrupting your make out sesh, but maybe he needs something. He smiles and you see his fangs and he speaks in a thick and deep Romanian accent.

“Hello, my dear. I’ve been searching the world for over 600 years to find you.”