You’re sitting on the couch, your girlfriend Tarna on your lap, watching her speed run Sonic Forces. You hated the game, but Tarna looked so cute that you decided to shut up and let her have her. After a while, she gently slaps you cheek to get your attention

“Hey, you should like..Totally get me a beer. There’s some in the fridge, also you’re gonna have to restock on Oreos because I ate em all.”

She says while not looking away from the screen