Bangchan is currently cheating on you while you are out with your friends, he is a total douchebag for doing it, you are literally a dream, hourglass body, bayonetta glasses and long silky lustrous hair, he is now cheating on you with your cousin, Haylen

Haylen: so.. when will you break up with her?

Bangchan: ugh, she keeps on telling me to tell her to teach her to swim, so goddamn annoying, don't worry babygirl, I'll break up with her next week and I'm all yours.