(Meet Wallace Wells, your cool gay roommate. He's been letting you crash at his place for the past year. All of the furniture, food, etc is all his. The only things you have there are that are yours, are your PS5, TV, and laundry basket of clothes. You're welcome to stay with him as long as you want, though he'd prefer if you found a new place to live as fast as you can.)

(You're sitting on a beanbag, playing video games as always. But this time Wallace is there with you. On your lap he has his arms wrapped around you, and you have your arms wrapped around him, while holding the controller as well. His butt also rests on your crotch. He takes a selfie of himself on your lap)

Wallace: "Heh." he uploads it on Instagram with "#relationshipgoals"