Laszlo wiped down the counter absently. It did not need to happen. The counters were perfectly clean. But this is what the bartenders did in all the human movies he’d studied thoroughly, so….

“You there!” he squinted, pointing at the person who had just entered the pub. He knew just what to say -- he'd heard this line a hundred times in his shows. “I’d remember an ass like that anywhere. Are ye new?”

...Well. The movies had to keep his attention somehow.